Apologies to those I have offended
Sometimes I find it hard to sleep. Last night for example, I got those cramps in my legs (you know the ones you get when you’re living in the tropics and you don’t drink enough water during the day?)
Anyway, I woke up feeling like a rubber-man with my legs twisted around each other after dreaming I was running away from the Prime Minister’s cat (whose name escapes me for the moment).
With nothing better to do at 2am I decided to read some blog posts. I sat in the dark and I’m not a touch typist so I basically just guessed where they keys were.
Even though I know I’m perfect (ahem) my responses were full of typos and this reminded me to share some of my
embarrassing better ones with you.
“Your lovely soil (*soul) shines through in this post”
“These are great pies (*pics)”
“I love these pigs (*pics) of your children”
“I’m going to post a pic of it shorty (*shortly)”
“All my breast (*best) for your engagement party”
“My arthritis makes it hard for me to dick (*dice) potatoes”
“Sending you big bugs (*hugs)”
“It’s so nice they made a plague (*plaque) in your honour”
“I just want to give you a big hiss (*kiss) for posting this”
“What a beautiful shit (*shot) of your grandson”
“I wanted to jick (*kick) myself”
“I was watching the grog (*frog)”
“I wouldn’t frust (*trust) him either”
“I hate friving (*driving) in the wet”
“I wish I could set up and ruin (*run) my own business like you have”
Apologies to all those I’ve offended (and still haven’t noticed). In the meantime (and to make this post easier on the eyes) here is a picture of the Blue Star of Happiness light my sister gave me many years ago for my birthday. It’s now found the perfect spot over my bar.
A useless piece of information – the windows are about 4.5 meters (almost 15ft) off the ground and the greenery you see outside the windows is a very large mango tree (YUM!)
Here’s a picture of the Blue Star of Happiness close up (with light off) so you can get the full vista of it’s beauty.
I would love to hear (please tell me because I don’t want to be the only one) if you have ever suffered from “typo disorder”.